*leans against wall*
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
- being mentally sick makes you more interesting
- hating yourself is cool
- belonging to a majority makes you a bad person
- you are not allowed to feel bad about your body
- you have to accept everyone despite their toxic views
Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
that lil bitch
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
Maybe I’m just looking too deep but the name reveal at the end just stuck with me. Because Sherlock chose to go by the name Sherlock. It’s not actually his name, it’s a middle name; he chose it instead of William or even Scott. And I can’t help but think he chose it because it was a more interesting, intelligent name like Mycroft’s was and Mycroft was the one he always idolized and looked up to when though he wouldn’t admit it and Mycroft very obviously hates when people call him a common name like Mike. He chose to go by Sherlock because it sounded more in line with Mycroft’s name and he wanted to be like his brother.
forgive me father for i will sin
So I think my mom and I really bonded today
The ONLY way to come out to your parents.
Ohhhh my fuCKING GOD MY POST HAS 100K NOTES I CaNT evEN😳
MOM IS LISTED AS BIRTHGIVER
literally 100k out of the total 102k is based on people loving how my mom is named “birthgiver” in my phone. y’all don’t even care about the context of the messages😂